Coffee Run

Coffee Run

What can I say, about Coffee Run. Coffee Run is a game that goes beyond what one might expect from a game. Generally, one expects level progression, an actual ‘goal’, and ‘gameplay’. This game does not have any of this, which to a more inexperienced player would seem like a negative thing. But, this is how the game developer decided to tell his narrative.

Now, if you have already played this game you would most likely be asking, “But how does this game have anything resembling a ‘narrative’?” Well, you are looking for the wrong things. The player character is a man in his 20s or 30s who can’t stop running, and what keeps him going, coffee. This basic premise tells us something about him. That he needs to keep running, but why? Well, he needs to collect more coins so that he can purchase the things he needs to survive. Here, the game functions as a metaphor for late-stage capitalism.

Real player with 20.3 hrs in game

Coffee Run, a title that will not only be remembered for the exemplary graphics and music enhancements, but the message behind the run.

The protaganist (will not presume it is a man, it is 2017 afterall) is galloping through the streets in order to get his fix-of-jo. The cars travel backwards-and this is done intetionally. Society has this “backwards” thinking that we should be getting coffee and rushing to where we should be. Meanwhile in the ancient middle east (before the ooolalalala jihadi johns) the turks and arabs and even the dirty persians all went to coffeehouses to rewind and enjoy not only the coffee, but the company of others.

Real player with 1.4 hrs in game

Coffee Run on Steam

AREA 51 - DEFENCE

AREA 51 - DEFENCE

12/10 best game i ever played my whole life I have waited for a standing and shooting simulator forever!!! UwU XD lololol

Real player with 0.4 hrs in game


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shit gaem don’t reccomned cant even do 420 quicksopes 69 XDDDDDDD and can complete all the 69 achievemtsn in teh gaem

Real player with 0.3 hrs in game

AREA 51 - DEFENCE on Steam

Dealer’s Life

Dealer’s Life

I love this game! I have had it since it launched on the play store for mobile devices.

I like how I can play it in a windowed tab and often play while watching tv on my laptop.

I wish the game offered more things such as leaderboards so you can see how you compare to other players. I have beat the game a few times with 24 weeks been the fastest to complete. and was wondering how that compares to other players.

Other things I think that would be cool would be head to head competitions where you have 15-30 minutes to try and have more money at the end than your competitior. It would help make the game interesting for me again.

Real player with 279.6 hrs in game


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The Game:

This is basically the buy and sell portion of Recettear with a bit more depth added. You can add stats to yourself to be able to:

• Know the value of items

• Charm customers

• Read the customers' level of greed, desire for the item, and their patience for negotiations

You can hire people for your shop as well who will add a little to those stats, and who can also restore broken items, or authenticate them, or even create counterfeits.

Pros:

  • Fun and addictive if you enjoy buy and sell games where you are the merchant (I love this type of game)

Real player with 48.2 hrs in game

Dealer's Life on Steam

Emoji Charades

Emoji Charades

We have had a wonderful time playing emoji charades, this game has become a new nightly fun routine! The concept is simple and works very well. You can see us playing it on our channel below.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ahsnl7qyQIg

Real player with 13.6 hrs in game

emoj charades

Real player with 10.3 hrs in game

Emoji Charades on Steam

DOKA 2 GUTS OUT NINJA

DOKA 2 GUTS OUT NINJA

Not so much a grossly incompetent game as an utterly pointless and uninspired one, given the “current year” and all. Honestly, give me an old-school top-down shooter like Commando over this any day of the week. Especially one ending with the letter “y”.

Oh, and for those who were wondering: this game has precisely nothing to do with the slightly-more-famous Dota 2 (aside from some “meme”-based nonsense). You should feel a fool for even asking.

Verdict: 4/10.

(PS If you enjoyed this review, feel free to check out my two Curator pages: http://store.steampowered.com/curator/9284586-ReviewsJustfortheHELLofit/

Real player with 0.4 hrs in game

Avoid this low effort game based on trying to mock an expert in Russia who tried to analyze why a student killed 19 and left 70+ injured in a school shooting in Russia back in mid October of 2018.

You can watch my video here which talks about the reason this game was made, and why I don’t recommend it as opposed to much better games at a similar cost which are simply much better made games (and that also aren’t just trying to cash in on a meme which came from a school shooting in Russia that left innocent people dead)

Real player with 0.2 hrs in game

DOKA 2 GUTS OUT NINJA on Steam

AdVenture Capitalist

AdVenture Capitalist

I’ve successfully beaten this game (as in, unlocked everything) without spending a single cent on it. Most of the “time” I have logged on this game was from leaving it idle, and there’s nothing to be gained from this game. I did it as a personal test to train myself to resist microtransactions.

Real player with 272.4 hrs in game

Probably the best and most fun clicker out there.

Took me 1 year to complete 100% (I’m on the finish line right now, probably 2 more days to complete it), but the game is worth the time.

It had some balance issues, but now the game is properly fixed and the events and daily gifts provide a lot of opportunities for players to gain multipliers on the hardest planet to complete, Earth.

Real player with 236.2 hrs in game

AdVenture Capitalist on Steam