Punk A.F.
Punk A.F. is a gorgeous and brutal hand-drawn old-school vertical-scrolling 2D shooter game currently developed for Windows, Linux, and macOS. Set in the alternate timeline of 197X, the Punk Air Force is a rebel team of extreme special ops pilots violently uprising against corrupt politicians and their greedy corporate overlords. A motley crew of outrageous playable characters with a vast arsenal of customizable jets and weapons will fly and fight their way through 12 dangerous levels scattered across 4 distinct environments. Multiple enemy aircraft, turrets, tanks, and huge bosses stand in the way, but nothing can stop Punk A.F.!
Battle through exploited English countrysides, tropical island fortresses, deadly toxic mines, and much worse!
Shoot the fuck out of evil scumbag bosses that truly deserve to die!
Elaborate and shocking narrative featuring an entire team of degenerate delinquents immersed in a world of grit, grime, betrayal, and recreational drugs.
Discover and destroy an army of dangerous sycophants and shitheads.
Uncover all the firepower that street cred can buy, unlock ships with different abilities, and a vast explosive arsenal to equip them with.
Be a one jet army or team up with a friend and show what Punk A.F. can do as a squad!
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a true to-the-core punk experience
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12 gorgeous levels to explore and fight through
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boss battles at the end of each level
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7+ customizable jets and characters
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over 42 air and ground weapons to unlock and choose from
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intricate bombing system
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30+ different aircraft, tanks, and turrets to defeat
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crazy storyline with comic-style panels
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4 biomes to traverse
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play solo or with a friend
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online highscores, achievements, and statistics
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original procedural punk soundtrack
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GOD STARFIGHTER
Hard to get into. Had to watch few videos from dev youtube channel to understand how to play.
– Real player with 3.2 hrs in game
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What a great game, simple and straight forward. One quick minute long tutorial and you’ll be battling waves of baddies like a champion.
Select your waifu and ship and equip parts, the amount of customisation is endless. The fun simply cannot be contained.
Truly this game is the Skyrim of roguelike shoot’em ups. Do yourself a favour and buy a copy today.
– Real player with 2.6 hrs in game
Deported 2: Build That Wall
Agent Grump is back, and ready to fight the endless battle against those forces trying to flood earth with illegal space aliens. This time, Agent Grump’s nemesis has grown even stronger, and it is up to you to help him carry out his mission to BUILD THAT WALL, and Make Earth Great Again. Like it’s predecessor, it is packed with contemporary political satire, it’s easy to learn and fun to play. Not for the easily butthurt.
– Real player with 1.4 hrs in game
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I’ve been wracking my brain for about 2 weeks tring to figure out how to review the game without simply saying “it’s more of the same” (that’s lazy), however that does seem to be the fact of the matter. Level progression (enemy types are the same; speed goblins at level 2, the seekers, the diehards, etc) are about the same as the first one but the map layouts are different. So rest assured that you’re not playing the same game twice. Still a short game that can be completed in under an hour. I still find the comedy still enjoyable, with the game’s story continuing the narrative of political satire that surrounds Ronald J Grump and Killary and the hilarity that ensued from 2016.
– Real player with 1.3 hrs in game
Frog story
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Stars received: 0.9/10 ___ Note: v.4 [0.0 to 1] = personal impressions
Game description key-points: quak-quaakk quaninstall
– Real player with 1.3 hrs in game
In my 34 years on this earth, well, I guess you could say I’ve become a bit of a video gamer enthusiast. After my father passed away in 1998, he left me a fortune. I was a young boy living in a tiny apartment with my single mother. I practically was forced to raise myself. I turned to video games. They have gotten me through the thick and thin. All the millions upon millions of dollars that my father left for me has been spent on said video games. Simply check my profile! I have thousands. This game has been, by far, the worst I have ever played.
– Real player with 0.3 hrs in game
Sleepy Sunday
Welcome to your Happiest Nightmare!
Fight your way through hordes of powerful enemies in this colorful action-packed 2D roguelike!
Escort Nicky, your annoying but trusty companion as you venture your way through a dangerous but charming dream-like world so you can both escape it!
Die & Retry
Nobody said leaving would be easy. Old friends and new rivals will do their best to stop you from doing so, making your trip quite challenging. Your opponents may also change from a run to another, so don’t count on getting used to them! You will probably die. A lot. But who knows, with a bit of luck and experience, you’ll probably reach your goal at some point, right?
Gather Companions
Why go solo, when you can count on your friends to give you a helping hand? Find companions on your way, and have them join your team! When you’re not fighting your way through the dream lands, why not talk with them, and get to know them better? They probably have some stories to tell, too!
Various Weapons
Not only you can count on your trusty baseball bat to help you through, but you might even find a cool alternative with new original weapons such as a baseball bat, a laser gun and a… Yoyo?
Friendly Baddies
Even though you may exchange a few punches with your enemies, it doesn’t mean you guys can’t become friends. Have a few words with them when not fighting, and you may become best buddies! Maybe even more… Who knows?
Get Trendy
Even though you’ll probably die a lot, don’t expect your efforts to be in vain. Unlock upgrades and original attires in shops and express yourself with cool combinations of clothes and masks!
Sleepy Sunday’s wacky world is waiting for you! Brace yourself, it’s about to get tough!
The Chronicles of Quiver Dick
You had my attention with the crazy name, but when I saw myself on that store page screenshot I was sold!
(Haha, so in all seriousness, anyone reading this will probably assume I have a biased opinion, considering the developers decided to toss me in their game. Fuck that though! I’m gonna be honest as fuck!)
First off, let me say this is a very short game. Shorter than ‘MaP’ (Metal as Phuk) but that’s kind of the point. It’s a quick and comfy adventure. Flooded with dialogue that eminates some (sweet, sweet) low-brow humour. Sometimes it’s great, and sometimes it falls flat; which leaves you waiting to move on to the next joke. It’s kind of like SNL in a way.
– Real player with 7.3 hrs in game
UPDATE: I have changed my review to negative, which is unfortunate. The developer has been proven to be a deplorable human being, and one that cannot be trusted. Do not support them. The game was fun, sure, but I’m not supporting this person anymore.
I, too, hope they cast a substantially less racist version of Mel Gibson in the movie about MY life. Guess I’ll have to settle for an awesome cameo in this game. (Seriously!)
And, while I have a cameo, I won’t let it affect my review of the game. I played and beat this in a single setting (took about 3 hours) and laughed so hard my throat still hurts. The game’s humor is crass, and in your face often, but it never feels overstated, nor does it seem ham-fisted. The pacing is well done throughout, and when a joke seems like it might be wearing out its welcome, it ends.
– Real player with 4.0 hrs in game
Boyfriend Dungeon
5/10
I really want to highly recommend this game but the reasons I’m about to go into, I can’t. I would, however, say get this game if you like a short but pretty ok dungeoncrawler one shot.
TL:DR
Pros:
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Dungeoncrawling aspect done well
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Beautiful art, beautiful characters
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Diverse cast
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Interesting characters
Cons:
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Shallow glimpses into the characters and finishes right as you start to care
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No replay motivation (save for wanting to see dialogue)
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Only 1 female dating option
– Real player with 14.8 hrs in game
“We’re just too hot for this old rickety thing to handle."
Verona Beach – a chill place to spend the summer. Especially in a rent-free apartment previously occupied by your cousin. Kind of him to offer you the space, even if he’s one of the most obnoxious and interfering people you’ll ever meet. But hey, families – can’t pick ‘em.
But you can pick lovers, and that’s part of the reason you’re here. See, you’ve never had a date. Not even once. Your cousin, under some duress from your mother, has been assigned your wingman, but it won’t be long before you’re able to make connections at your own pace.
– Real player with 13.1 hrs in game
Operation F.A.T.E.
It’s 2123 and robots have invaded the Earth. Humanity has been forced to evacuate the planet in search of a new home out in space. An organization called Invasion Force (I.F.) has assembled to investigate the cause and find any means of reclaiming the planet.
Enter Ark, a young member of I.F. who’s been tasked with fighting off the robots/automata on Earth, as well as reconnaissance duties. But his recurring eerie dreams as of late speak a mystery he is determined to pursue no matter what in hopes of finding answers to his long lost past…
This game (will/already) feature(s):
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Bullet hell elements, toned down (made easier) for the general public + a unique bullet hell concept to make the game a little more interesting.
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Random generation (RNG). Tons of it. For this game, it means:
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A hidden, randomly generated mystery (yes, randomly generated).
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An infinite number of bosses. Certain enemies (including bosses) are randomly generated, meaning they may have different weapon attachments, phases, and even behaviors.
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Levels are randomly generated, as is the world map (which of course extends to different types of enemies, items, etc.)
Randomly generated dialogue options for the player to choose from.
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A chat feature with infinite dialogue possibilities where the player can talk to the characters. This has been implemented at a basic form, but is not included in Early Access.
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An immersive plot
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3+ lovable characters (with depth of personality).
** If you are prone to epileptic seizures or anything of the sort when playing games with flashing lights/screens, I would advise you not to play this game.
** There are some horror elements, but they are “polite” (no instant jumpscares with loud noises).
Deported: Drain the Swamp
It’s difficult for me to write an unbiased review, any games from Crankage Games are worth it just for the dialogues alone. Heck I’d play this just to read the cutscenes' lines. If you’ve played anything from Crankage Games before, you know what to expect. If you haven’t, what are you waiting for? They’re fun and they’re cheap.
This one is an arcade, old school gameplay. If you like a fun game without pretensions, just something fast and fun to play, give Deported a shot.
– Real player with 3.4 hrs in game
Today on my way home from work i stopped into a petrol station and snagged myself a chocolate bar for £1.15. I ate it in the car in just under 4 minutes, i enjoyed it. It probably did not do me any good but in the long term it wont have done me any harm.
When i got home i snagged a copy of Deported: Drain the swamp for 79p, i finished it in about half an hour. much better value than chocolate, and it was funny so it might of helped shed the choclate from my belly due to the light exercise of laughing.
– Real player with 2.9 hrs in game