Deported 2: Build That Wall
Agent Grump is back, and ready to fight the endless battle against those forces trying to flood earth with illegal space aliens. This time, Agent Grump’s nemesis has grown even stronger, and it is up to you to help him carry out his mission to BUILD THAT WALL, and Make Earth Great Again. Like it’s predecessor, it is packed with contemporary political satire, it’s easy to learn and fun to play. Not for the easily butthurt.
– Real player with 1.4 hrs in game
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I’ve been wracking my brain for about 2 weeks tring to figure out how to review the game without simply saying “it’s more of the same” (that’s lazy), however that does seem to be the fact of the matter. Level progression (enemy types are the same; speed goblins at level 2, the seekers, the diehards, etc) are about the same as the first one but the map layouts are different. So rest assured that you’re not playing the same game twice. Still a short game that can be completed in under an hour. I still find the comedy still enjoyable, with the game’s story continuing the narrative of political satire that surrounds Ronald J Grump and Killary and the hilarity that ensued from 2016.
– Real player with 1.3 hrs in game
Struggle Offensive
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The game is a cute game in simple entertainment style. When bored you can play with your friends to kill time. The game promises that you can play the game between 30 or 60 fps comfortably even if you do not have a video card. There is no optimization problem in the game, and there is usually an optimization problem in such newly released games, but Struggle Offensive does not have this problem. I really liked this. The game needs to be improved and has its shortcomings. But I believe the Developers will fix the shortcomings because the game was just released today and many updates are coming.
– Real player with 28.1 hrs in game
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this game is great. all the broken mechanics and everything that would usually ruin a game are what makes this game great. i recomend buying for yourself and a bunch of friends, me and my friends did this and honestly this was a blast. this is modeled like a csgo knockoff but honestly I think this is a completely unique thing that really just needs to get a larger playerbase and more maps, I really hope the creator doesn’t try to “fix” this game because honestly I think it’s better without
– Real player with 5.8 hrs in game
The Chronicles of Quiver Dick
You had my attention with the crazy name, but when I saw myself on that store page screenshot I was sold!
(Haha, so in all seriousness, anyone reading this will probably assume I have a biased opinion, considering the developers decided to toss me in their game. Fuck that though! I’m gonna be honest as fuck!)
First off, let me say this is a very short game. Shorter than ‘MaP’ (Metal as Phuk) but that’s kind of the point. It’s a quick and comfy adventure. Flooded with dialogue that eminates some (sweet, sweet) low-brow humour. Sometimes it’s great, and sometimes it falls flat; which leaves you waiting to move on to the next joke. It’s kind of like SNL in a way.
– Real player with 7.3 hrs in game
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UPDATE: I have changed my review to negative, which is unfortunate. The developer has been proven to be a deplorable human being, and one that cannot be trusted. Do not support them. The game was fun, sure, but I’m not supporting this person anymore.
I, too, hope they cast a substantially less racist version of Mel Gibson in the movie about MY life. Guess I’ll have to settle for an awesome cameo in this game. (Seriously!)
And, while I have a cameo, I won’t let it affect my review of the game. I played and beat this in a single setting (took about 3 hours) and laughed so hard my throat still hurts. The game’s humor is crass, and in your face often, but it never feels overstated, nor does it seem ham-fisted. The pacing is well done throughout, and when a joke seems like it might be wearing out its welcome, it ends.
– Real player with 4.0 hrs in game
Hand of Fate
What drew me towards this game was the aesthethics and atmosphere shown in the trailers, and I was not disappointed.
The game is presented as you, the protagonist, sitting across from the dealer, a mysterious hooded figure, to play game of cards.
Everything in the game has a representation as a playing card.
The playing field is a bunch of cards, laid out in small mazes.
Your equipment is made up of cards like weapons, helms, shields and a plethora of rings.
Your enemies are cards in 4 suites (dust, skulls, scales and plague), each of which is a theme (e.g. the card “2 of dust” is a pair of bandits).
– Real player with 64.2 hrs in game
I’m going to try and be as thorough as I can with this review. I’ve been playing the game since before it was released on steam. I think that now they’ve made it clear the game is almost finished I’m going to explain why this game is FAR from finished.
Let me start out by saying that I’m an old gamer, yeah an old guy still playing games. So, the definition of what was and what is now considered a ROGUE-like are two completely different animals. The old rogue-likes were fun games were you crawled a dungeon in search of treasure and weapons much like the new ones. After that the definition has changed. Old rogue-likes required you to use your wits to advance your character in such a way that you could accomplish your goals as long as you played your cards right “no pun intended”. The new rogue likes are a smorgasbord of take it up the proverbial gluteus without any way to counter/block/prepare or even chance your way out of a situation. This growing trend of masochistic (why people think it is) enjoyment has literally turned rogue like games that could have been great from games that lasted weeks, months, & years into ones that only last a few hours, days, or weeks. That’s if you’re willing to deal with them for that long.
– Real player with 42.0 hrs in game
Treasure Tile
Treasure Tile is a Diablo-like Loot-Action-RPG that combines deep character customization with engaging gameplay in a beautiful world.
Will you let the Island guide you to your true purpose, or will you fight against it?
Key Features
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Create Your Skills
Collect rare gems and use them to shape the skills how you want them! Experiment with powerful combinations and build your own perfect character. Maybe you will even find something unexpected?
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Hundreds of Items
Find powerful items and unique relics. Craft, upgrade and enhance your perfect build before taking on even more difficult challenges! There is always more to unlock!
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Explore the Island
Go on an epic adventure that will take you from a simple port to ancient ruins, dark dungeons, freezing mountaintops and much more - the answers are not always in plain sight! Procedurally generated for the most unique experience.
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A New Take on Real-Time Combat
Engage in fun, tactical combat where you can always see exactly what you are fighting! Be warned, however - it does not mean it will be easy.
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Endless Replayability
A plethora of new classes, skills, unique gems, challenges, quests, items and other artifacts that will keep you coming back for more!
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And Much Much More!
Co-op, leaderboards, modding, bosses, new dungeons and mechanics, unique drops, item sets and more, all in development!
Friendly advisory: Treasure Tile is still in its alpha stage. This means that we are constantly updating the game by adding new features and polishing current ones. Join our Discord to get the most up-to-date information on the game, talk to the developers, participate in various competitions and more!
Stay tuned!
