The Chronicles of Quiver Dick
You had my attention with the crazy name, but when I saw myself on that store page screenshot I was sold!
(Haha, so in all seriousness, anyone reading this will probably assume I have a biased opinion, considering the developers decided to toss me in their game. Fuck that though! I’m gonna be honest as fuck!)
First off, let me say this is a very short game. Shorter than ‘MaP’ (Metal as Phuk) but that’s kind of the point. It’s a quick and comfy adventure. Flooded with dialogue that eminates some (sweet, sweet) low-brow humour. Sometimes it’s great, and sometimes it falls flat; which leaves you waiting to move on to the next joke. It’s kind of like SNL in a way.
– Real player with 7.3 hrs in game
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UPDATE: I have changed my review to negative, which is unfortunate. The developer has been proven to be a deplorable human being, and one that cannot be trusted. Do not support them. The game was fun, sure, but I’m not supporting this person anymore.
I, too, hope they cast a substantially less racist version of Mel Gibson in the movie about MY life. Guess I’ll have to settle for an awesome cameo in this game. (Seriously!)
And, while I have a cameo, I won’t let it affect my review of the game. I played and beat this in a single setting (took about 3 hours) and laughed so hard my throat still hurts. The game’s humor is crass, and in your face often, but it never feels overstated, nor does it seem ham-fisted. The pacing is well done throughout, and when a joke seems like it might be wearing out its welcome, it ends.
– Real player with 4.0 hrs in game
Metal Max Xeno Reborn
Humanity is on the brink of extinction and the last remaining survivors look to push back against the machines.
Half a century ago of war against the mother computer NOA has reduced even Asia’s largest metropolis, TOKIO, to rubble.
Explore this desolate wasteland and battle your way through onslaughts of enemies. Salvage, modify and hit back using tanks, weaponry and faithful battle dog, Pochi, to reclaim a future for the human race!
A Never-Ending Wasteland!
- Set in a devastated world called Dystokio, Metal Max Xeno: Reborn is a nonlinear, open world, JRPG with real-time battle and vehicle combat elements. Take control of Talis and search for other survivors who wish to fight back against the machines of NOA. There are no limits to where you can go, no matter your progression in the game.
Unite to Survive
- The fate of the universe is in your hands! Hunt down your enemies with the helping hand from loved characters and your beloved battle dog, Pochi. Pochi can also level up and learn new skills and will join up as a fourth member. Help him earn skill points by feeding him at the base.
And yes, you can also pet him.
Hold Your Ground
- Face NOA’s forces with a party of three or four! Smash and blast across the vast desert and beyond to unite with remaining survivors and rise against the crazed machines in explosive missions. Strike your enemies from inside your tank, or disembark and explore dangerous dungeons on foot with your allies.
Gear up for Victory!
- Hone your skills to become more powerful than ever. Upgrade and learn skills of your choice from five general skill trees, which include “Drive,” “Repair,” “Medical,” “Militia,” and “Survive.” Light the Flame of the Hunter Spirit! Target your enemies using your tanks and weapons to unleash your powers to inflict massive damage.
Salvage and Build!
- Scavenge new tanks and customize them with fresh paint and the strongest firepower you can find. The tanks can range in design and scope. Freely customize your tanks, swap out engines, upgrade the weaponry and bump them with special equipment. Enjoy endless possibilities with combinations.
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Pretty girls teach beefy guys
Pure and fresh space always has a few hunk male to appear over there, regard beautiful girl, what is to let a person have a sense of achievement more than adjust teach hunk male.
Nine beautiful girls can be your choice, take up the magic weapon, let the beefy man submit.
You can attack beefy with normal attack and four magic abilities.When you successfully train the beefcake, you will get a lot of gold.With these coins, you can unlock the best sisters and take turns coaching the beefy guys.
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Duel Corp.
Duel Corp. goes 3D!
GAMEPLAY
Duel Corp. is a singleplayer rgp roguelike 2v2 death match mix between simulation and action combat. Take on the role of an rpg class, improve your organization and participate in tournaments. Agree on a behaviour-codex with your partner to get a tactical advantage in battle, because your opponents will.
CLASSES
Choose a strategic two team combination of Warrior, Priest, Assassin, Ranger, Paladin or Mage, take control of one and destroy your opponents with a unique combination of over 70 different talents and over 100 different spells.
CORPORATION
Improve your business, hire employees and use their unique skills to prepare for battle. You can also buy cats. Don’t forget to pet them!
CODEX SYSTEM
Use your genius to assign a codex for your partner to keep the upper hand in battle. The same unique codex system is also used by the AI to drive their behaviour.
TOURNAMENTS
Buy tickets to participate in special tournaments that offer different prizes. Fight in varied arenas and impress the crowd with your skills.
POWERS
Won tournaments offer special Powers out of 50 unique Powers from which you get to choose one, allowing you to become an unstoppable force. This increases replayability and makes every playthrough a unique experience.
Ruins Seeker
Graphic 9/10
Quest Design 9/10
Weapon and combat system 9/10
Voice acting 10/10
Lewed 8.5/10
Replaybility 9/10
Story 12/10
I came here to fap, But instead stun by a amazing story.
Ruin Seeker is a traditional lew game that, cursed female protagonist force to have sex with everyone else. But different, the protagonist give out a positive energy through out the story. She was never give in to the sex desire that drive her crazy. And all those horrible things happened to her seems has little to no impact to her. Best of all, as a lewed game. you don’t have to lose to opponent to gain the scenes. Saving time and the feeling of force to lose.
– Real player with 25.8 hrs in game
THE GAME
MECHANICS
Ruins Seeker is in many ways a standard RPG Maker game: you control a MC who is based in a city and ventures out into dungeons. The game runs on the relatively new MV version of the platform, and primarily uses its active combat system (as opposed to the traditional turn-based combat). This means that during dungeon crawls, you’ll be mainly relying on your dexterity and reflexes, and less on choosing the right skills.
The game is pretty light on rules anyway; you have a very limited set of stats and no option to gain levels. Combat strength is mainly determined by picking the right weapon, of which there are a lot to be found. The stats of weapons can be improved by acquiring additional copies of said weapon, which is a nice feature that makes inventory management blessedly easy.
– Real player with 23.9 hrs in game
Onigiri
Either you love it OR you hate it. A BIT cliche of an opener, I know, but if you don’t come into this game and it’s community with a specific mindset you’re simply not going to like it. I’ve been playing this game since it launched on steam, and before the Steam version I played the PC US version which launched in December 2013. I’ve always had a soft spot for Onigiri, as it is one of the VERY FEW surviving Anime MMORPGs! However, this game is by no means perfect. And I’ll be putting all nostalgic bias aside in this review.
– Real player with 2515.6 hrs in game
The game is overly complicated with no explanations. You will spend a lot of time on wiki. There is a problem with DC’s, I mean you will get DCed probably within 10 mins of playing and it will continue through playing. The weapon system sucks u need items for every aspect of crafting… even repairs. That means if you don’t have them…. your weapon gets wrecked if fail, your 1st weapon smelt can fail which is dumb as all hell. Did I miss anything… oh right the language isn’t fully translated on some NPC’s which makes quests difficult…and also means they pretty much said screw it and stopped trying to make the game better. Bad feeling about this game like it might be dying due to the fact the creators gave up? RNG and bad weapon system with huge DC’s is it worth the nonsense? Break my weapons, waste my time…to bad for you clowns.
– Real player with 189.9 hrs in game