The Lost Valley

The Lost Valley

Obviously this sucks.

Even the Dev couldn’t get past the very firt area in the trailer.

No idea where the Super MArio crap came from but everything is bad.

https://youtu.be/8VnOZ_sxiVA

Real player with 0.2 hrs in game


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Absolute piece of shit. Unplayable.

You will be instantly killed by pinpoint-accurate enemies who can see you before you can see them. They appear to have infinite ammo. For whatever reason, there are Mario coins everywhere that say “health” when you pick them up, but do not give you health. It is literally impossible to make it out of the beginning area. It takes a couple of minutes to load the first time.

Even the “About” page is blank when you click on it.

This is a fake-ass, lazy asset flip. There’s no way that it should be sold in the Steam Store at ALL, let alone for forty dollars. That’s pure insanity. I’d feel ripped off if someone paid me to play this crap game (and I did get it for free).

Real player with 0.1 hrs in game

The Lost Valley on Steam

Yellow Brick Road

Yellow Brick Road

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ak63RToEX54

The map seen is well done. But it’s a tutorial map found exactly “as is” that this lazy developer just used without changing at all. It’s found in the GameGuru tutorial map folder with the exact same name as this game “Yellow Brick Road”. sighs.. this developer can’t even be bothered to make up his own name for this game.

I show how the developer just STOLE the tutorial map included with GameGuru for this game (and I mess around with GameGuru for the first time ever) in this livestream:

Real player with 0.2 hrs in game


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pretty sure he meant 45 cents not bucks but even then still over priced

Real player with 0.2 hrs in game

Yellow Brick Road on Steam

Saffron Fields

Saffron Fields

SAFFRON FIELDS

An arcade tank game devoted to physics rather than hitpoints

You’ll have

A tank that can shoot, jump and do a somersault

A greedy, reckless, drug-dealing PMC, staffed by copters, fighters, digging tanks and mechas

Infinite fun of trying to throw everybody from the edge

Kickass, plunging into a battle trance soundtrack by Damscray

4 different game mods

  • Campaigntricky arenas, cutscenes and unique bossfights

  • Endless — compete with saffron farmers around the world in a global leaderboard

  • Co-op — see how long you can survive with your friend in local multiplayer

  • Dueldestroy your friendship by showing ultimate tank skillz


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Saffron Fields on Steam