Disney•Pixar Cars 2: The Video Game

Disney•Pixar Cars 2: The Video Game

This game looks unfinished, big time! It has so many flaws that I can’t even know where to start. Gameplay is awful. The whole idea of the game is great (and it’s built on an awesome franchise) but it feels… slow. Really! It’s a SLOW car game, and not in a good way. I know it’s aimed for kids mostly (I actually play it with mine, the only reason I bought this thing) but yet, I cannot avoid yawning a couple of times once I get into a straight part of the circuit… soo slow.

Immersion is next to not existent. Sounds effect aren’t there (engine’s noise anyone?) Again: yawning. And I don’t want to even begin to talk about the scenarios. The tracks themselves are ok but… yet again, this is NOT FINISHED. One of the tracks has this big stands for spectators… and even though there are a couple of NPCs there it feels so EMPTY. Who would want to go and watch a boring slow race anyways?

Real player with 126.0 hrs in game


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What can I say about the 571B Banana Slicer that hasn’t already been said about the wheel, penicillin, or the iPhone…. this is one of the greatest inventions of all time. My husband and I would argue constantly over who had to cut the day’s banana slices. It’s one of those chores NO ONE wants to do! You know, the old “I spent the entire day rearing OUR children, maybe YOU can pitch in a little and cut these bananas?” and of course, “You think I have the energy to slave over your damn bananas? I worked a 12 hour shift just to come home to THIS?!” These are the things that can destroy an entire relationship. It got to the point where our children could sense the tension. The minute I heard our 6-year-old girl in her bedroom, re-enacting our daily banana fight with her Barbie dolls, I knew we had to make a change. That’s when I found the 571B Banana Slicer. Our marriage has never been healthier, AND we’ve even incorporated it into our lovemaking. THANKS 571B BANANA SLICER!

Real player with 28.4 hrs in game

Disney•Pixar Cars 2: The Video Game on Steam

Blazing Aries

Blazing Aries

“Blazing Aries” is an ARPG game developed by Kuroto Zakka, and published by OTAKU Plan.

STORY

The game tells the story of a new adventurer named Aries.

She visits all kinds of cities, travels around the unknown world, fights against the “Calamities” that spread all over the world.

This game’s core is the orthodox action fighting mode!

Players will use all kinds of skills to adapt to the situation in battle, and fight against various enemies.

Enjoy the experience of refreshing and unrestrained battle!

FEATURES

  • Orthodox Japanese ARPG

  • Combat mode with great pleasure

  • Rich skill Combo


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Blazing Aries on Steam

Disney Planes

Disney Planes

A really nice game. My kids like it and it has some simple modes (free flight, balloon pop) that even smaller children can play and have fun. The graphics are nice and the controls are good. The only thing that annoys me a bit is the limited and repeating phrases during races.

Real player with 16.1 hrs in game


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This game is fun, you get to play as most of the main characters from the Planes movie. Story mode is pretty neat, other modes available. My biggest complaint is the on screen prompts are generic buttons, only thing that differentiates them is color. So it’s hard to tell what controls what. Game settings are just device choice, ie gamepad or keyboard; no mapping available. Using my gamepad I was able to figure out the controls, but for keyboard, it’s almost impossible. Once controls are figured out, it’s a great game.

Real player with 11.5 hrs in game

Disney Planes on Steam

Disney Princess: My Fairytale Adventure

Disney Princess: My Fairytale Adventure

This is the best game ever!!! Its so fun because there is no violence and has helpful features to make it through easier. The dialougue is real snazzy becuase it makes me feel like i am actually talking to my favorite princesses!!!! The cutscenes even include my character with voice acting too!! The magic commands are simple, they have pleasant animations like the twirl one thats my favvvv ^w^ I like how the tasks dont demand any rush and leaves you to explore all you want. Turning the poor little imps back into sprites is so uplifting and so is helping out all of my bffs throughout the story. Plus running around the locations makes me really very happy because i get to twirl around with the wand and look at all the sparkles, I could do it all day!!

Real player with 200.8 hrs in game

Obvioulsy I bought this for my daughter. She’s 4 and has grown up in a world with ipads and media on demand and wireless internet isn’t a luxury but rather almost a legal right. This game is atrocious on every aspect. Even though I bought it on a deeply discounted Steam sale, I still feel ripped off. My 4 year old immediately complained about the low quality of graphics. There is no resolution settings. At all. It’s defaulot resolution will essentially just scale to your native. My native resolution is 7860x1600 (triple 30" lcds). Reducing the resolution down to 2560x1600, the game still looks like crap. Secondary, the controls are some retarded arrow key and spacebar combo with M and N as action keys. There is no default recognition of the Microsoft Xbox/PC remote controller, and I was unable to reprogram it ato the game, since the game seems to override controller recognition upon start. Your kids are stuck with the keyboard and mouse. Just learn like I’ve learned…when you see the “Disney” logo, it always means “FAMILY FOCUSED (soccer mom minivan, stepford wives, corporate whored out shit show applications and movies and themeparks.”

Real player with 21.5 hrs in game

Disney Princess: My Fairytale Adventure on Steam

Genital Jousting

Genital Jousting

Do you still have some friends left despite your quirks and strange interests? Well we can fix that right quick! Invite your friends and family over for some local co-op. Guaranteed to make people look at you differently during and forever after playing. Say things to your loved ones like “Get out of my butt!”, “Quick, get in my butt!”, or “Block your sister from scoring with her butt.” You won’t realize how sexual the thing you said was until it comes out, because there is no other way to describe what happens in this game.

Real player with 4.7 hrs in game

The Greatest Sausage Party Ever

https://youtu.be/-993XTrkj_w

  • The concept is both shocking and hilarious. You play as a sausage and compete against other sausages in ridiculous mini games.

  • Gameplay is extremely entertaining. Each event is very short, normally under 30seconds which reminds me a bit of the minigames in Mario Party or Wario Ware.

  • Extremely Graphic… you will be penetrating butts, shooting splooge, flopping around, touching tips, tying knots, and sticking your joystick in places you never thought possible.

Real player with 4.4 hrs in game

Genital Jousting on Steam

Love Breakout

Love Breakout

1] Really Cheap at sale.

2] 4 Trading Cards

3] Easy 12 Achievements 100%

4] Gorgeous Gallery of Anime Artworks

Gameplay: Think Classic Arcade brick Breaker games where you control a moving platform only at screen bottom which you move from left to right and a ball bounces off it to smash bricks or blocks above. You must keep moving the platform for it to land and bounce till all bricks destroyed. If ball misses your bouncing platform and falls past your game fails to end. You get bonuses upto 3 lives, if you do not drop ball. OK here you have some colorful tiles to destroy with your bouncing ball to reveal a beautiful Anime Babe artwork which is partially covered. There are 12 artworks or levels. Each artwork finished gives an achievement. So there are 12 achievements. The ball speed is not random, fast or steep. It moves relaxed at steady pace so its easy to control. You may take around 5 - 10 minutes to finish one level.

Real player with 4.8 hrs in game

I’m an old fan of Breakout games, grown up with Arkanoid, TRAZ, Krakout etc.

Also played a lot of the “newer” ones like Warkanoid, DX-Ball 1 and 2 (and the 20th Anniversary now), Reaxxion (unfortunately removed from Steam a while now) etc.

Pros:

  • The price. Only 0.79€, in some regions, it’s even cheaper!

  • Decent physics. You CAN control the ball and the rounded shaped “bricks” acts differently than used to be.

  • Kinda easy

  • Small thing: the pad-grown thingy doesn’t last forever! Yeah, that’s a pro…

Real player with 3.4 hrs in game

Love Breakout on Steam

Apostasy

Apostasy

Pretty solid game,Cheeky and fun dialougue,solid animation,open maps with hidden powerups so you’re not just walking a linear path the entire time,each character brings a different playstyle to the table for replayability, I certainly need to spend more time in it but I haven’t found too many things to harp on as of yet,there was one spot at the end of the second level where I wanted to go back and look for the hidden item but the wall was too steep,not sure if that was intended or an overlook. Music and sound is very fitting as well,very cave-like,especially the ambient drips and such.

Real player with 6.7 hrs in game

This game has its own sorts of entertainments

It is funny, Hard but fun, and of course a ~INTERESTING~ game

I brought this game cause I saw Thicc big booty women but than…This game starts to get alittle interesting

Glad to say this is worth 5 bucks if you can spare it…and If you want to see half naked women running around and fighting Lol

Real player with 3.1 hrs in game

Apostasy on Steam

Arenus

Arenus

Arenus is an Arena based game set in a dystopian Sci-Fi Universe.The game will follow you, The player, working and training with your chosen gladiator.

Working together you will guide your chosen gladiator in fierce battles up through the ranks of the Arena.

In addition to the Arena battles there will be special encounters and side stories that help flesh out the events going on as you climb the ladders of the Arena. Some of these events will help strengthen the universe while others side quests will tell the unique story of your chosen Gladiator.

The battles in and out of the Arena will be Turn Based Battles with unique custom designed pixel art animations. Based on the Gladiator that you chose, your companion will come to the fights with their own personal edge and special abilities. New abilities will be unlocked as you progress through the battles of Arenus.

gender

choices

Geyna

Elona

Armida

Arenus on Steam

Dungeon Kitty

Dungeon Kitty

i bought this game, expecting some casual platforming, instead i found. basically everything is tailored to wreck you kaizo mario world style. fun challenge but honestly cheap in execution and i might just refund this knowing the 1k point achievment is “Virtually” impossbile

Update: i don’t know why i didn’t include this in the original review. but she’s not even a real catgirl she doesn’t have a tail.

Real player with 4.9 hrs in game

I ignored the bad reviews. Didn’t even read them. “They must be exaggerating, a game with a catgirl can’t be a bad game”. But it was. Lesson learned: never buy a game just because there’s an anime girl in it.

Real player with 1.0 hrs in game

Dungeon Kitty on Steam

NearPrime VR - Net Burn

NearPrime VR - Net Burn

Embrace the Future

Virtual reality slides into the sleek chrome cyberpunk future with NearPrime VR. Super soldiers fight across not-so-far future cityscapes and other sci-fi environs, really getting to live an incredible future today. Get behind cover or charge into the fray without limitation as you freely traverse the battlefields of tomorrow.

NearPrime VR puts you on the frontlines of black ops warfighting with more-than-human abilities. All of this is achieved at the highest level of immersion possible—virtual reality.

Three humans will decide the fate of the species in this unseen conflict. Lovers and friends will become enemies and sacrifices in the course of the struggle to decide humanity’s fate. To win they’ll need to go beyond modern warfare. Beyond today’s technology, beyond human limitations:

NearPrime.

  • 10 Playable Heroes: Play as any of the premier members of 72: CHAIN SERVICES, the first darkweb mercenary solution to be powered by blockchain technology. Made up largely of former SapGru researchers and an electic group of international special operators and hands-on researchers, their true purpose shall be revealed as they take a job that leads them deep into the heart of a conspiracy that threatens the globe. Question your nature as man or machine you uncover your past and fight for the future. Experience life as an augmented super soldier in this immersive VR story that you live through your own eyes.

  • Real-life weapon handling: With over 30 weapons any hero can take the game allows for a wide array of playstyles. Test your play style against bots as you replay any single player level with a different hero.

  • Freedom of Movement: Full 360 degree motion allows for you to traverse the field like you’re really there.

  • Cyberpunk Reality: Tomorrow arrives today in the world of NearPrime VR, where you can live the science inspired daydream and dystopian nightmare depicted across cyberpunk genre’s most influential works.

  • Single Player Campaigns: Experience the future through the eyes of Rahn and Sharp as 72: CHAIN SERVICES suit up for more wetwork. Over the course of the campaign, the player will change the global balance of power. Learn what Rahn has sacrificed for the cause of advancing cybernetics, and what he’ll have to give up next.

  • Multi Player: NearPrime VR features hero equipped with unique abilities who can equip any weapon in the game. This creates an exciting, well tested battle dynamic. Battle against other humans or bots in dynamic matches where abilities, armament, and player skill come together to create a high-casualty postmodern battlefield.

  • Horde Mode: Defend against waves of enemies with friends or alone as the bots never stop coming. 72: CHAIN SERVICES never fails to complete a contract, so that means you’ll just have to keep dropping bodies.

  • VR Only: NearPrime VR has been built from the ground up as a VR experience–for all VR platforms such as HTC Vive, Oculus Rift, and Windows MR. Players will know this the moment they begin play as the world comes alive around them.

NearPrime VR - Net Burn on Steam