So, you want to go to the Area 51 Raid but, your mom said you can’t go because she doesn’t know the alien’s parents. Well, look no further. This is the most immersive experience that you can have while at home. Punch some guards with the “weeb class!” Not into anime? Don’t worry there are Kyles and Chads to boot. This is the PINNACLE of gaming on steam. Raid on memers. And now, an essay on the Beatles.

How The Beatles Changed Music Forever

The Beatles are arguably the most influential band of all time. But, how did that change come around? And how did it change the world of music forever? In order to find the answer to those questions, a deeper look into the Beatles is necessary. From their beginning, to what made them famous and stand above the rest of “The British Invasion.” What ignited the spark that turned in the flame of Beatlemania.

Real player with 1.1 hrs in game

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The game got an update and is now actually playable to the end. Very nice meme.

While I really wanted this for the meme, not expecting an actual amazing piece of work. I did want it to be two things, better than whatever Keemstar did and be playable, but I only got one today. From what I got to see it’s a fun game with three perfect classes, nice weapons lots of achievements to acquire, and a goal to work for, which is all perfect for the price you’re paying for. Except it’s impossible for me to run this without my frames dropping to the singles because of the probably hundred character models flailing around spawn while around forty are running towards the entrance. This is also all on the singleplayer mode after turning on lower quality. I want this game to succeed so I’ll have to make this a bad review and won’t be refunding in the hopes that it gets better in the next days or week so that this review could change for the better. :]

Real player with 0.7 hrs in game


Zero Punctuation: Hatfall - Hatters Gonna Hat Edition

Zero Punctuation: Hatfall - Hatters Gonna Hat Edition

One of the funniest games I’ve ever played from one of the funniest web shows, “Hatfall” has a lot of strong points to offer players:

  • Funny dialogue.

  • The look on your face when you get suckered into getting squashed by anything that isn’t a hat during normal gameplay.

  • Gifts that come every 25 hats collected to ensure the player doesn’t get bored.

  • Funny minigames and screen-changing gimmicks via the Gifts.

  • Unlockable characters; they’re not playable but meant for good visual variety and to help just a little to tell the player apart from the other noobs running around aimlessly with the player.

Real player with 30.1 hrs in game

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Where to begin…

From finance management sim to dating sim, this game has it all and pulls each staggering achievement of a level off with stunning complexity and detail. There has been no game that could match the sheer and palpable amount of AWESOME eminating from this single piece of independently financed and painstakingly developed software.

I was skeptical at first, being a high-standing member of the academic community. But after receiving my free product key through my Australian National University Services connection, in order to present to my class of students… well, my mind was made up. I must say, as I mentioned in that same class; ‘Well fuck me sideways, and call me a pig-nosed donkey rapist! SHIT PISS ASS DICK FUCK! etc…’

Real player with 16.4 hrs in game

Zero Punctuation: Hatfall - Hatters Gonna Hat Edition on Steam

VCB: Why City (Beta Version)

VCB: Why City (Beta Version)

VCB is ludicrous from start to finish and every aspect of it is meant to be an inside joke. The sound effects are hilarious, the missions lack variety and vehicle handling is horrible. Then, there is the graphic design which is obvious from the screenshots and is accompanied by weird filters to represent drunkenness. However, while the game is nerve-wracking at times, it manages to be a short and somewhat fun experience with a few great moments of its own. As the game has nothing notable to offer, I can’t really recommend it to everyone. But if you know beforehand what you’re getting into, VCB can entertain you for a couple of hours.

Real player with 4.5 hrs in game

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(disclaimer: I hate censoring swear words but Steam would do it for me anyway so sorry for censored swear words lol)

This game is absolute sht. Everything about it is terrible - collisions, hitboxes, models, graphics (textures probably made in MS Paint + NPCs' faces are just developers' faces, looking like drunk 15 year olds), driving, shooting, minimap, even fuking walking. Audio - shi*ty Russian raps, horrible voice acting and most sounds being just strange noises made by developers. It may be considered “funny” but it doesn’t change the fact that it’s pretty bad as well. Developers themselves have put a disclaimer saying that this game is so awful no one should play it.

Real player with 4.1 hrs in game

VCB: Why City (Beta Version) on Steam



TL;DR: The story is enjoyable, but almost every other aspect of this game gets it horribly wrong. Rather than unlockable mechanics that keep the player busy, you can pay to unlock features of the game that completely eliminate the core aspects of playing a survival game.

Let me first start out this review by saying that if you are a fan of Metal Gear, this is your Indiana Jones IV moment. Do not enter here. You will have all the wrong expectations and will ultimately leave angry, disappointed, and in general, feeling sorry for your wallet.

Real player with 138.1 hrs in game


(Spoiler-Free Review)

Metal Gear Survive (MGSU) is an experimental open-world action game that blends elements from many different genres. In this spin-off players impersonate “The Captain”, one of the survivors of a mysterious incident that transported them into a parallel dimension. Toxic air, harsh climate and dangerous monsters make this alien world extremely dangerous to humans: that’s why the Captain along with an AI called Virgil and other survivors, has to find a way to go back in their reality.

Real player with 116.9 hrs in game


Gabe Newell Simulator

Gabe Newell Simulator

Please… Please… Someone put me out of my misery.

This is two broken games in one.

Some sort of clicker game that doesn’t work, and a 3rd person shooter that is buggy beyond belief.

The game doesn’t even capture the mouse, but it rotates the screen around no matter what has focus. So if you click outside the screen because you can’t point Gabe in the right direction, then the game loses focus, you can’t move nor shoot. Until you click back in the game, but then you’re facing the wrong direction.

Real player with 8.7 hrs in game

All of the reviews I saw about Gabe Newell Simulator said that it was awful.

But I thought “No worries, at least it will be a bit of a laugh”.

Boy, was I wrong!

I should have paid heed to the wise advice of the reviewers who told me to keep away from it.

But did I listen to the voice of experience? No, I did not - and I suffered for it.

There are two modes of play: “Story Mode” and “Steam Mode”.

The “Steam Mode” gives you a number of click options, as if you are running the Valve company.

Release Half Life 3 and your money count starts to go up.

Real player with 6.6 hrs in game

Gabe Newell Simulator on Steam

Among Dots

Among Dots

Somewhere in the galaxy far . . far . . away . . .

The cargo spaceship got problem. Something wrong with the crews, from unknown reason they go wild and destroy their ship. MAYDAY! MAYDAY! . . .

SORA AMBER She is the captain of Crew-A Yellow, a special engineering squad.

While she is on patrol along the solar system border, she receive the very weak S.O.S. massage from the far away space. Then she warp to that coordinate quickly and she find herself in the most dangerous abandon spaceship, where ghosts of murdered crew members and traitors wander around.

To solve the situation courageously, she must go through the mazes, running around the labyrinths and gathering energy dots to repair the important rooms of the abandon spaceship.

Find Super Items lying around that can boost her strength, make her invisible and help her beat the enemies. Let’s Go! SORA CHAN !!


  • Maze-A-Round : 2D Pixel maze

  • Run or Fight : Find the items to beat the enemies

  • Fix It : Collect the energy dots to repair the spaceship

  • Hard Bosses : Use Heavy machine guns to take down bosses

  • ==== SURVIVE ====

Simple to control

  • Direction buttons = Gamepad 4-directions, keyboard Arrow keys or WASD keys

  • Action button = Gamepad A button, 1st button, keyboard Spacebar

  • Mouse can also be use in Hammering stage

Among Dots on Steam

DON’T touch the walls

DON’T touch the walls

Before you guys go hating or buy this game

i just want to write a quick review

DON’T touch the walls have a very deep meaning behind it(at least in my viewpoint)

just imagine that you’re the fish and at the end of the journey is your mom’s love

BUT you will never get to the end just like real life

Also just imagine that the bomb’s and the wall’s is your deppresion

it doesn’t matter how much or how long you fight it

it’s useless one day you gonna be like that fish all alone in this cruel world…

Real player with 4.4 hrs in game

It’s Dark Souls of Indie games but actually good.

Game is about sad tale of fish who is last of it’s kind with post-apocalyptic setting done very tastefully (take that tLoU). Gameplay is similiar to Tetris which i mean it plays nothing like tetris, but it’s hard okay? Good.

2D pixel art is stunning to look at, it gives Atari 2600 run for it’s money. And i mean in good way.

It has slight RPG elements, you can keep going as long as you can, if you want. Which is good, because game gives you reason to play it.

Real player with 3.3 hrs in game

DON'T touch the walls on Steam

Drake of the 99 Dragons

Drake of the 99 Dragons

What makes a bad game? Some people may say poor graphics or gameplay. Other’s may say a boring story or atmosphere. The nail in the coffin for many games such as Drake; a hype train that could not deliver on a promise. After it’s release and more than ten years later, Drake of the 99 Dragons has gotten one of the worst treatments and bad rap for being terrible. But is the game really as bad as everyone says?

Of course I’m not going to lie to you. This game has many flaws and many of them are completely inexcusable. But deep down underneath the surface lies a game that I found entertaining. And no…not for the wrong reasons. I watched and read the reviews and went into this game knowing it wouldn’t wow me. But like so many other bad games of this type, sometimes you just have to see it for yourself.

Real player with 6.8 hrs in game

Drake of the 99 Dragons achieved infamy on the Xbox for its unintentionally hilarious story, low production values and a busted auto-aim that caused its titular protagonist to flail his arms around in every direction. As I think it’s unlikely that many people considering a purchase are unaware of this, the question is less whether the game is a classic and more whether it’s playable enough to satisfy as a curiosity. With the added precision of mouse and keyboard controls doing away with the console version’s most severe gameplay flaw, I’d say the answer is yes, absolutely.

Real player with 6.0 hrs in game

Drake of the 99 Dragons on Steam

Russian Reality

Russian Reality

On the whole, it’s not a bad game. Good combat system, there are four main characters to play as. The presence of bosses is nice. And the cherry on the cake is a very rich storyline, with side quests that depend on your choice. Recommended for purchase !

Real player with 2.8 hrs in game

Cool game in which you need to fight drunks, complete tasks and complete the story. The game has many locations, skill leveling of the character and many different chips.

A very decent game for a sane price. Recommend.

Real player with 2.7 hrs in game

Russian Reality on Steam

Bad Meme

Bad Meme

Bad Meme is a side-scrolling runner game where you collect as many points as possible in a run.

This game already explains itself as bad, so there you have it. This allows you to either run on the ground, on the ceiling, or you can jump from either of those positions onto other ledges as you run. One of the worst things in this game is in order to switch from the floor to the ceiling, you need to rotate your character. I understand why they did it that way (so people don’t spam swap their gravity), but it’s really annoying for a game that lacks in variety. There are memes that come up and distract you during gameplay and I appreciate that they included different remedies to get rid of these memes, but it’s just not fun. I can’t seem to get very far, so I have no real interest in the game as you can sometimes get screwed on which side of the gravity you’re on and fall into the void because you can’t switch gravity in mid-air, so you’re basically doomed.

Real player with 1.1 hrs in game

I’m having fun so far. Definitely worth the price :P Most of the interesting content/mechanics come as you get farther into the level.

Real player with 0.4 hrs in game

Bad Meme on Steam