Illuminascii
This game is a spiritual journey through your inner self. You will dwelve into the life you know you have. The quality of this game makes me forget what time it is. I can feel temptation as I hear the drumming of the sound, the sound of our future. ASCII numbers and letters will forever and always haunt my life. This game brings realization, with top notch sound/music effects. The world is like my mind, deep with uncertainty, a void that is filled with logical nonsense. This game is like a drug, some of you will see it as not your thing, but some of you, will see this as an awakening.. a spiritual path through our life, I will cherish this game for as long as I can. I truly believe this is a beautiful masterpiece that will stay hidden and only a few of us will be able to carve into its inner beauty. Give it a shot, you might like it, you might not, but don’t say I never warned you to stay away or to cave in. Numbers and letters have always been the answer to everything, what we made. We are the beginning and the end, but this game, this product of perfection, has no end. Even if it did you can’t reach it. This game test all who is willing to enter what has been unknown to us since the beginning of mankind.
– Real player with 10.1 hrs in game
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And intensely shitty game comprised of 3 endlessly looping levels where you fight shitty unity enemies with even less effort put into their AI and design than usual. Expect to be shot through any wall you try and hide behind and don’t expect the levels to even be completable, as whatever small, terrible ammount of random level gen there is can easily keep you from ever completing the same shitty easter egg hunt objective that is every map.
It is staggering how little effort was put into this game as a whole. This game boasts RPG elements, which means you level up but the stats don’t do anything and leveling doesn’t do anything. It says you have random characteristics on all monsters and armor, but all the monsters are the same in each level but with a different look, and there IS NO ARMOR.
– Real player with 3.5 hrs in game
The Juicer
You have never played a game until you have played The Juicer. The Juicer is amazing and unlike any other game you have ever played. When I first played the juicer my wife was cheating on me with a big burly black man but when I found The Juicer I dumped that fucking whore and found the women of my dream! I before I found The Juicer I had just gotten fired from my shitty minimum wage job but after I found The Juicer I was offered a job at a large software development company and now I have a six figure annual income! My father was dying of cancer and I showed him this life changing game and he flew out of the bed cancer free and did a little jig! I’ve never been happier and it is all thanks to The Juicer! One day I will find the person who formed the grand idea for The Juicer and give them a big sloppy wet kiss as thanks for all the fantastic work they have done to make this fantastic work of art! Thanks Anvate Games! You are my inspiration and my heros!
– Real player with 7.9 hrs in game
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Cheerful shooter in an original setting
Story
In order to increase his crops, a farmer decides to use a new experimental substance to enlarge the size of fruits and vegetables and boost their growth speed. However, fruits and vegetables he got suddenly began to mutate, learned to move on their own and think. And at some point they decided to take their revenge upon humanity for the experiments on them…
Gameplay
The gameplay includes elimination of vegetables and fruits attacking a player, thus harvesting their juice. However, attacking enemies decrease its level and a player must observe the juice level in order to complete a level. One may destroy their enemies with one of a number of weapons or grenades. A player may also collect money and spend it for upgrades or weapons.
– Real player with 4.6 hrs in game
Disney’s Chicken Little: Ace in Action
3rd person shooter. You also can fly and run a tank.
Music is nice. Cutscenes are nice (but low resolution and not fuillscreen - neither is the game itself).
Controls are good, few glitches, no bugs.
An enjoyable 7 hour experience which is not that hard and has a quite linearly (not completely) increasing difficulty curve.
If it´s on sale: WTB - Worth To Buy
– Real player with 7.9 hrs in game
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This was surprisingly fun to play. I really don’t care about the Chicken Little franchise but ended up playing this game with my daughter on the Wii and found it quite fun. It is basically a 3rd person shooter with lots of unlockables and replayable levels. You get to play as someone on the ground, as a tank, and as a starfighter. Lots of varied enemies and levels. Never seemed to be repetitive. So glad to find it here on steam. I was worried as the gameplay was super fun with the Wii controllers but I have found it even more fun with keyboard and mouse on the PC. Highly recommend this game. It is just surprisingly fun.
– Real player with 6.1 hrs in game
Watch_Dogs® 2
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– Real player with 360.9 hrs in game
Great game but has a really short (also a good one) story if you skip most part of the secondary activities.
I really enjoyed the graphics and travelling around San Francisco while having some very good memories from San Fierro’s times of GTA San Andreas.
80% off at the moment of this review so GO GET THIS GAME!
– Real player with 85.8 hrs in game
Will Fight for Food: Super Actual Sellout: Game of the Hour
Comedy games are a funny thing. Sometimes more funny strange than funny haha. Will Fight for Food isn’t a bad game, I just have mixed feelings about it. You play a washed up wrestler named Jared who is trying to get his life together by visiting all his former adversaries after a match gone wrong. The story is definitely unique. This is a light simple brawler / RPG adventure. Emphasis on the ‘simple’. I think most or matter of fact the ONLY slightly complex part of this game is the conversation aspect.
– Real player with 5.6 hrs in game
Well this is a excellent gem of a game hidden under a strange game name which probably makes no sense.
This is not much of a rpg, its kinda semi rpg with more of arcade beat em up style with a few stats granted by items , Just to make any sense it’s one of those Wrestling stories which means it will have everything thrown in including the kitchen sink for some cheap pops.(watch wwe etc).
Well without spoiling much its certainly simple playable game for multiple branching stories, the controls are very simple and you are not forced into anything a good stroll through game.
– Real player with 5.2 hrs in game
Without Judgement
Without Judgement combines exploration of a huge open world, gameplay and story changing choices and deeply engaging combat. You are a Sentinel, a PMC with a licence to kill. To be a great mercenary you will need the right combination of gears, skills, and friends.
YOUR CHOICES MATTER
Your choices affect not only how the story develops it also lets you decide how you approach each mission. Talk, fight or use skills to get past obstacles as the game adapts itself to your style of play. Every single choice can drastically change the outcome of your story. Different factions and corporations fall and rise, by YOUR choices in this crime-filled neo noire world. You can even finish the game without killing anyone!
THIS IS AN RPG
Define your playstyle by experimenting with a wide variety of weapons, nanotech, biotech, skills and items found throughout the world. Charge into a shootout, pick off enemies one-by-one using stealth, or hire/call other mercs to help you. Many options are at your disposal as you decide how to approach exploration and combat.
EXPLORE VAST OPEN WORLD
The world of Without Judgement is huge both in its scale and in its size. Travel across diverse regions ranging from deserts swamps, highways and neon lit metropolisies. Set in the futuristic version Florida, you are going to be able to freely explore the countless diverse cities and settlements across the state, ranging from high tech megacities, neon lit beaches and post apocalyptic swamps.
SAMOLIOTIK
Easy to play, easy to get a hang of.
Explaination:
In this game, you are a plane shooting and dodging planes, bugs, and other wierd things. Random power-up items drop and they do different things. For example, one can make you shoot three bullets at a time instead of 1, or another power up can speed you up.
The bosses are pretty easy to defeat, since you dont really need to “kill it”, you just shoot it a few times and it will fly away (at least what I’ve seen so far).
The controls are easy, you just move your mouse to move your plane and mouse1 to shoot.
– Real player with 5.1 hrs in game
SAMOLITOLOK… SIMILOTIKOK… SALITOLILOL… SUKALO… whatever the hell this thing is called, is a plane fly-y, shoot-y, weave-y, meme-y game that’s out for you to play on your computer machine contraption right now. Use the mouse to control a silhouetted plane as it flies upwards, while trying your best to either shoot or avoid various other silhouetted shapes moving downwards. Hit a certain amount to reach a boss, shoot it, move on to a different “stage”/background colour with different shapes coming at you, and don’t crash into anything or you’ll reset to the start. Do this over a small handful of stages, unlock all the achievements, have the game automatically shut down on you, move on with your life.
– Real player with 4.0 hrs in game
Benbo Quest 2 (LEAKED) reeal 2021 pre released???
WTF Portal to the Skeleton Universe have opened up and it is a catastrophe; The Ultimate Infinite Unlimited Skeleton Army of All Time has come to take over the plant……very uncool anyway like i was sayin the skeeltons came outta the portel and now the all the everything is messed up :( Seceret Government Organization combat the menace to no success, there are too much powerful Skeletons and President Obmama can’t do shit about it.
Meanwhiel at your house: you (anime girl) all like o_o wtf why is there skeleton lol so you GO ON THE EPIC QUEST TO BUY THIS GAME FOR $15
DESCRIPTION OF GAME:
SUPER BENBO QUEST TURBO OVERDRIVE is the newest first and last installment of the Benbo Franchise
you play as The Legendary Anime Girl with unlimited damage attacks and its a 2d pixel platformer so you basically walk to the side of the level - and punch the skeletons on the way it’s not complicated
AMAZIG FEACHERS
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more than 9 million level
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Punching Skeletons
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ACHIEVE WORLD PEACE THRU OVERWHELMING VIOLENCE
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game about self discovery
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list
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me adding speeling miskete on purpous so you have to reread it 20 times
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99% more epic and swag than any other Benbo Game
FEATURING MARIO FROM SUPER MARIO NINTENDO GAME
Alone in the Dark: Illumination™
I heard how bad this game supposedly was. Watched very negative reviews on youtube. But something made me want to try it anyway. Got it for $5 on a steam sale and I’m happy I did.
This is not a bad game. Not a good game, But certainly not bad, I’ve played several games that were far worse this year alone. At launch it may have been bad, but it seems after some patches in the years following its release, they fixed a lot of the criticisms.
The atmosphere is pretty nice, Some spooky locations on dark stormy nights, abandoned mines or in a graveyard for example. There is a voiced narrator that adds a lot to each of the 4 characters journey. The character models were good and the levels were overall nice looking. A Few glitches. And while not a good game, it kept me wanting to play it. Each character is unique and plays differently and has their own story. I can see this game being fun as a multiplayer experience with friends but works as solo player.
– Real player with 41.4 hrs in game
I’m going to go against the general opinion here when I say that I do recommend this game, at least, I do since the June 2016 patch.
Alone In The Dark: Illumination suffers from one major design flaw that’s caused it garner such hate from it’s audience… the fact that it’s called Alone In The Dark. Whilst I am a small fan of the AITD franchise, I am also open-minded when first playing a video game and play them without expectations or immediate judgement. Alone In The Dark this game certainly is not, as it features nothing of the tropes that the franchise normally features, what it IS though is a competant and fun third-person horror/action game.
– Real player with 21.1 hrs in game
Fallen Times
I have such a grudge against this game, I couldn’t stop thinking about it 2 years after I played through the entire thing. This is the worst game I have ever played on Steam.
I bought this game for the meme, thinking I’d somehow enjoy it. I WAS WRONG.
The store page claims that you can play this methodically or speedrun style. I tried speedrun style and got killed almost right away. The platforming was awful. Items and keys were placed in areas that were very inconvenient to grab. Opening gates were way more difficult than it should. Enemies chase you down so if you mess up with something else, they’ll kill you quickly, forcing you to pick them off from far away.
– Real player with 16.0 hrs in game
TL;DR Yes, I enjoyed sticking my F***ing Ancient Magical Spear into those goats.
And now back to my review:
If you have ANY expectations about graphics, desing, plot and hell know what else, forget about it.
This game is all about not giving a crap, shooting some bad(or at least worse than you?) guys and having fun with it.
It’s a fast paced shooter. You run and shoot at Sonic speed. Guns are ridiculous yet fun to play with. Bosses are hard. Generaly skill based and enjoyful if you don’t think too hard about how ridiculous it is.
– Real player with 10.6 hrs in game