Progress Bar Simulator
5 Minutes “gameplay” but 1000 hours of grinding. There is really no reason to buy this game, since you’re ending up with using autoclickers or some idiotic shit like that anyway at some point.
I get it, this game is a joke. But there is nothing clever about it. No stunning secret or anything that would surprise you. It’s literally just hammering the keyboard to watch loading screens. In fact, it’s a mess. Except for the idea of having loading screens there is not even ONE good idea that went into this game. It’s trash and a waste of time, nothing else.
– Real player with 42.2 hrs in game
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This is a bit of an oddball of a game. The game itself is pressing a button to increment through various historical loading bar screens. If you were born before 1990 you’ll recognize most of them. But to me, past the novelty of running through the progress bars a few times, most of the “game” is meta in order to get the achievements. I ended up using AHK to complete several. Some were through figuring out the console commands or other in-game tricks.
Ultimately I was torn how to rate this game, and gave a thumbs up, but barely. If you were born after 1990, you won’t get half the progress bars most likely, and the game won’t mean as much to you.
– Real player with 24.0 hrs in game
M.E.M.E.S.
FUCKING BEST GAME if u like undertale at all like at all then buy this its cheap and u can play for ever so FUCKING BUY IT
– Real player with 21.6 hrs in game
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So Bad its good again
– Real player with 1.3 hrs in game
Life Goals
Learn everthing you want to learn. And don’t forget about the rest. Overcome all obstacles. Reach your Life Goals. Make stuff. Survive in history. Make yourself truly exist.
This is a game about life. And because life is already complex enough, and games are getting harder to make, let’s make it simpler and project everything onto one dimension.
In 1D, choices seem simpler, but it does not make life much easier.
1. Move with left/right
2. Reach your goal to gain weight and bypass
3. Push lighter obstacles
4. Break lighter obstacles
5. Bypass anything
6. If you are stuck, hold space to start fresh
Disclaimer:
If you don’t have time to waste, please don’t play this game, it would just make you hate me.
Features:
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Explore your own story in Single Player
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Experience emergent social behavior in Networked Multiplayer
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State of the art 1D graphics
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mario
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– Real player with 32.5 hrs in game
Serious review alert, no memes here.
This game is a hilarious action platformer and is genuinely really great, it’s definitely one of the funniest games I’ve ever played but also has challenging and fun gameplay, though it’s a bit unpolished and frustrating at times.
There’s a lot of small bugs I encountered, but they were mostly just funny to see and didn’t really get in the way (a boss once froze in place and just let me kill them, moving platforms act strange when you go at them from the wrong side, and other even smaller things). There’s also a lot of framerate issues stemming from the lack of optimization, but it’s mostly just during cutscenes and doesn’t inhibit gameplay too much.
– Real player with 9.9 hrs in game
Beer!
I forgot to close the game once I swear. The fact that I’m Czech doesn’t really help my case, does it…
– Real player with 30.8 hrs in game
Would highly recommend this product. It has brought countless hours of fun and good times with friends and family. I LOVE BEER!
– Real player with 6.8 hrs in game
Bro, where’s My head???
If you have ever played Zup & Oik series then you are not missing much. It’s basically the same concept. Although I do think this is an easier version of that game. It is a good place to start if you feel that some levels of “Zup & Oik” are sometimes hard to complete.
I recommend it to people who are starting out in these types of puzzle games and need time to adjust to the dynamic of the plays.
Overall, not a bad one in the bunch and a game that just about anybody can play.
5.8/10
– Real player with 27.6 hrs in game
Some people and myself included are problably fine with the fact that this game is a “Chocolate makes you happy” or even “Next” rip off in a way.
Despite the fact that it’s actually a pretty darn good one! It runs fine and it has a fun art style!
Many may not think so but looking past how simple “Bro where’s my head??” may be to some, you see complexity and creativity above all.
The road to victory presented in each level requires players to employ basic problem solving skills and rudimentary thinking.
– Real player with 24.0 hrs in game
CubeHub
This is a collection of mini-games based on innovative game mechanics and parodying famous games and other works of modern culture with its help. This is a physics challenge with puzzle elements.
Gameplay
At the game level are various figures. Your goal: to put the figures so that they intersect certain parts. The game marks these parts with a pink color.
Using the keyboard, you control one of the figures: rotation, movement back and forth. You can push other figures.
Some figures may have AI and move independently of the player. Some figures can “shoot” cubes, they push the figures too.
At different levels, different settings for gravity and destructibility of the environment.
Game features
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Many figures of different shapes and colors.
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Tutorial levels.
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Different game levels. From simple and funny to very complex, from which you will break the keyboard and your nerves.
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The game develops attentiveness, precision of movements, intelligence and a sense of rhythm.
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This is a fun game for the whole family. Play it with your friends, parents, children, grandparents. Play it at work so that your boss can see that you are increasing your intellectual level and become more useful for the company.
REALITY
VERY funny game!! Love playing it, love the jokes and the tragic/funny backstories you get to know of new AND old characters! Definitely funnier than I L L U S I O N imo. worth buying and playing thru!
– Real player with 9.7 hrs in game
- crazy characters with an equally crazy story
-Corona can be shot with a gun
-an fabulous cockroach
What more do you want?
– Real player with 4.9 hrs in game
Gordon Streaman
I SPENT 4 FUCKING HOURS TRYING TO GET THE CAR
– Real player with 10.1 hrs in game
I don’t even know how to play it..
– Real player with 4.8 hrs in game
Bitardia
This game… it’s the gud stuff. I couldn’t reccomend it enough.
Pro’s:
Funny (for some)
Enjoyable with a story that lasts from just under an hour to more then that (depends on how much you die and lose money, forcing you to do side quests)
Somewhat large open world to explore and talk to some AI
Con’s:
All in Russian, minus the captions.
Slow updates (I believe it’s made by one guy after all)
Plenty of glitches (though they can sometimes be funny honestly)
I reccomend you should play it, at the very least to spend the last five dollars of your Steam gift card.
– Real player with 14.7 hrs in game
OMG! overNineHundred/10!
This game consists of a whole bunch of lulz! Slang, Gaben, a concrete mixer, drugs, despair, revolution, Snoop Dogg and 2D girls… Surprisingly, but I haven’t seen any bugs! It needs more quests, good optimization (long loadings really make me mad) to be better than GTA.
However, I think the game’s hardly interesting for people who knows neither Russian memes nor the culture of Russian imageboards.
Also you can get all achievements without any problems. And trading cards are expensive now.
– Real player with 13.7 hrs in game