Schwarzerblitz

Schwarzerblitz

The day is June 1st 2020. I log onto my steam account and go about my normal gaming habits but this time I come across a unique game Schwarzerblitz. My love for this game can’t be described in simple words but yet I will try. To give background to before playing this game my marriage was callapsing slowly as, I, felt helpless to fix the mess that I created. My disabled adopted cat that suffers from the rare condition of “Blatoma Bicundrius Condition” (BBC for short) had been taking up most of our time and giving me and my wife little to no free time. As any couple this slowly created a rift between us. The girl I fell in love with, the beatiful girl who I spent each night sleeping next to, the amazing women I knew, slowly started slipping from my grasp. I knew things had finally slipped from my grasp when our weekly trip to Spyro’s Subway (our favorite reasturant) had then turned into a monthly occasion and then a yearly occasion until we each had forgetton the place where we once fell in love. Honestly the fights had gotten worse. I was a mess. A foot difference in the bed turned into 2 feet, and then 3, until I was sleeping on the couch, and then finally she said we needed a break. I was at such a low point. I needed a break so I logged onto the computer to play a game before I cuddled up with moreese (the cat) to go to bed. I check the free games and there it was- Schwarzerblitz. The sight of such a godsend beautiful game made me cry. The game in its elegant beauty reminded me of all the reasons I fell in love with my wife who was no longer at my side. I started grinding on the game becoming the absolute best I could be and thats when I started streaming. I would try to impress my wife by mentioning things from her favorite show, “Peppa the Pig” but she just wasn’t buying it. Streaming the game I started to amass massive views very quickly from my high skill level. I would never show my face however because I was nervous. Until one day. My wife and I had been re-hashing old memories and she let it slip she was watching a streamer who played this very same game. My heart stopped and hers did too when we realized me and him were one of the same. All the old emotions came back and we started hugging each other like we were the only two people in the world. Two days later my account had been removed from twitch because they labeled me as having to big of a schwarzerblitz ;) (if ya know what I mean). But things had once again came to a stop. I spent many nights alone with moreese pondering how to get my wife back. It finally hit me. I entered the Schwarzerblitz competition with 68 other contestants where wed battle it out to see who was the best. Long story short I won and now my wife is back in my hands while moreese is cuddling at our feet. Thank you schwarzerblitz you saved my marriage and saved me from losing everything. There was one uncalculated risk I never accounted for. I never read the terms and conditions to this game and by doing so I made a fatal mistake. I contracted HIV as a result. How they did this I do not know. Im sure Schwarzerblitz has their ways beeing such a high up they must have all sorts of connects. But contracting the deadly disease wasn’t all bad. Now I get to play Schwarzerblitz all day, sadly though moreese had a infection and poo pooed and pee peed and threw up all over my pc. I never cried so hard. Now when I want to play my beloved Schwarzerblitz I cant without my pecee goinmg WWWWHHHHRRRRRR really hard a lot. SOME of the pooppy comes out when this happens but its poay because its trying to clean itselfso i cna play Schwarzerblitz even more. I know that my HIV will be cured soon if I ceep playing Schwarzerblitz until I rekindle my audacious love anad youthfullness with my wife and cat ([moreeze] (in case you forgot)). Im sure that even the governmnment would get helpeded if they played Schwarzerblitz more. I know thtat people dont like taxes season but if Schwarzerblitz could revive my marriage then Schwarzerblitz could use the powers of Schwarzerblitz and revive governmenmts. Now I know wat your going to be say: Schwarzerblitz is just a game.

Real player with 77.0 hrs in game


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I’ve been a fighting game enthusiast for years and even though I will probably never what anyone can consider “good” at this kind of games, I still love play them and improve if I find something that I like.

And “Schwarzerblitz” (german for “Black Lightning”) almost immediately catched my eye.

I mean, a game that is a homage to old 3D fighting games? What is there not to love?

At first I was admittingly somewhat put off by the graphics. I’ve never been a fan of the PSX Retraux graphics style,

Real player with 32.1 hrs in game

Schwarzerblitz on Steam

Firelight Fantasy: Resistance

Firelight Fantasy: Resistance

The genre of the game is quite interesting, the locations (their graphics) are also pleased. Although nature looks unrealistic, the stylization is good. It would be nice to think over the lore of the game more competently, but everything is fine. Hopefully support for gamepads will be added.

Real player with 10.3 hrs in game


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An interesting game, but I will note a number of pros and cons:

Pros:

-Difficult and interesting battles

-Moderately balanced enemies and the main character

-Epic music

-Beautiful stylized environment graphics.

Cons:

-Lack of gamepad support. This is an essential for such a game.

-The plot isn’t really interesting

Real player with 4.8 hrs in game

Firelight Fantasy: Resistance on Steam

War Of Gold

War Of Gold

a very interesting game, a shooter in which you can have a lot of fun. The game has a lot of weapons and equipment .. it’s a pity that the movements and many things are not drawn at the highest level … And it was very pleasant to spend the time)

Real player with 45.5 hrs in game


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I encountered some flaws in the game, but they were not too rough and it did not stop me from spending a few hours in it. I don’t recommend buying it for full price but I got it at a 40% discount ;)

Real player with 7.5 hrs in game

War Of Gold on Steam

Jacob The Farmer

Jacob The Farmer

This game is basically if HayDay fucked Dark Souls.

Real player with 15.1 hrs in game

I milked the devil to death yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Real player with 3.5 hrs in game

Jacob The Farmer on Steam

Dash and Fire

Dash and Fire

“Dash and fire” is an animation style 3D super action game. The game adopts the hand-painted super fire animation style, and is famous for its shocking and refreshing sense of attack. Its innovative real-time combat PK system, precise attack judgment, and pure fighting game settings such as hard straight, floating, combo, and body are designed to bring top-level action game experience to players. In addition, as the level increases, a variety of new functions or activities will also be unlocked. For example, blade soul, talent card, artifact, fashion, legion, consignment, endless nightmare and other classic play methods.

about the game screen

“Dash and fire” game screen focuses on the style of hot-blooded animation. The game screen uses a lot of gorgeous colors, and the skills are very eye-catching. Even the general attack can also make the players enjoy themselves. In the single challenge with the boss, all kinds of skill moves and collisions, the sense of visual impact is super strong, and it feels that the whole screen will be cracked. If you three people team up to pick the boss, the skill moves of each player will be released in a series, which can instantly light up your eyes.

about occupation

“Dash and fire” has opened up three classes, soul chopping and high damage melee class. It is recommended for novices to choose. Shadow blade, assassin occupation, recommend a certain micro operation technology players. Ghost hand, magic type long-distance occupation, novice can also experience, master will also have more room to play. Every profession has its own advantages and has a good sense of attack.

about operations

“Dash and fire” uses virtual rocker + virtual key operation. At the same time, you can also choose the operation mode of automatic fighting, or even manual + automatic combination. It is faster to use automatic combat clearance in the early stage, and easier to use automatic + manual clearance in the middle stage. But the real operation of the emperor is to pass the experience out.

about upgrading

how to upgrade quickly? Please pay attention to the “task” in the upper right corner of the interface. It is several times more than other ways to get experience to do daily tasks

about equipment

if you want to improve combat effectiveness, how can you get good equipment

1. You must participate in the level unlocking activities and arena, and you can exchange the shell coins for the equipment in the store

2. Many pieces of advanced equipment will be piled up in the process of the game. If you click it in the backpack interface, you can enter the falling level. After a certain quantity is collected, the equipment will be automatically generated.

Dash and Fire on Steam

Shuyan Saga™

Shuyan Saga™

As we’ve come to love, some visual novels are truly amazing, they deliver a story in such a deep beautiful way that it truly is an inspiration or pure bliss to play and enjoy the game, this is what we have with Shuyan Saga, a truly amazing story filled with Action and Adventure, with a little dash of clicking gameplay, something not very common in Visual Novel games, but a real fun add on to an great game.

A Brief intro into the story can be summarized as follow, We have a Princess, a Evil Overlord hell bent on subduing ancient spirits to increase his power so he can rule the world, a deep Chinese theme filled with Chinese Mythology, all in all a very decent package delivering an truly amazing experience. As usual i don’t share too much story lines in Visual Novels since the game is pure story based, so easy to spoil for some.

Real player with 19.0 hrs in game

Made by the Canadian developer Loftysky Entertainment, Shuyan Saga features a typical revenge story set in the ancient China presumably the Qin dynasty period. The character development & progression is good as we see Shuyan develop from a playful princess to a mature and responsible young lady throughout the course of the game.

Shuyan saga shows true love for the Chinese culture and uses thousands if not more original artwork to make the game feel authentic and absolutely gorgeous to look at. While I feel the English dub is really good, the recently updated Chinese dub is where Shuyan Saga really nailed it. It actually sounded so much professional and better than most Chinese games nowadays. It shows that much effort has been put into the selection process to faithfully recreate the true to period Chinese dialogue.

Real player with 8.0 hrs in game

Shuyan Saga™ on Steam

Tar Alterra Adventure Game

Tar Alterra Adventure Game

It is a mixture of Cats: The Musical and Skyrim, if the latter had 1% of it’s budget.

Real player with 0.3 hrs in game

Tar Alterra Adventure Game on Steam

NARUTO: Ultimate Ninja STORM

NARUTO: Ultimate Ninja STORM

I want to point out that I don’t actually have 60+ hours played on this game. By the in-game timer I have around 25 hours, but this game sometimes doesn’t close properly and Steam still thinks it’s running even when you’re playing other games. I’m sure you can get around 20 hours of solo playtime if you go for every mission, collectible, and bonus conditions for the missions.

There are a large cast of playable and support characters that each have their own cool techniques and comboes to see. The whole aesthetic of the game is enjoyable and if you’re a fan of Naruto, it doesn’t disappoint. And, when it comes down to it, you’re getting this game because you’re a fan of Naruto and you want to relive some memories. It’s not a competitive and technical skill-oriented game. It’s a simple fighting game with a Naruto gimmick. That was enough for me to enjoy it, despite my numerous other problems.

Real player with 60.2 hrs in game

In my opinion, this is the worst Naruto Storm game so far.

This game allows you to do everything you could’ve dreamt of as a kid when it came to Naruto game. You can explore Konoha, talk to different characters. Climb on a huge tree together with main characters, fight huge bosses like Gamabunta, Manda and Shukaku and so on and so on. But as good as it sounds, each of the named aspects has its flaws.

Sounds pretty good at first, doesn’t it? But after few hours, you start to realize:

Konoha is pretty much an empty sandbox. There is not nothing to do besides running around and the game forces you to waste your time there even if you don’t want to by making you do 3 missions: play the game for 20 hours, make 40000 steps in Konoha village and destroy 1000 objects. Each of those activities felt like a chore that you don’t want to do. You could say “don’t do it if you don’t like it”, but if you want to experience true final ending which is a short cinematic of Naruto departure, you can’t ignore those.

Real player with 53.5 hrs in game

NARUTO: Ultimate Ninja STORM on Steam

SENRAN KAGURA ESTIVAL VERSUS

SENRAN KAGURA ESTIVAL VERSUS

came for the tiddies, stayed for the plot

Real player with 61.9 hrs in game

My First Senran Kagura game. I had way more fun than I expected. Simple yet satisfying combat with tons of cute girls and fan service. It’s meant to be played by shutting your brain off and just enjoying the game for what it is.

Real player with 24.9 hrs in game

SENRAN KAGURA ESTIVAL VERSUS on Steam

Flyland Wars: 1 Mountain Climb

Flyland Wars: 1 Mountain Climb

Flyland Wars is more of a puzzle game than a straight-up action game. It only contains one level with two enemies but it took me a long time to figure out how to beat it. You can’t just rush in and killshot the laser like you’d expect, you need to read the stories in the trainer and part 1 to win. If you’re looking for a basic shoot-em-up, this game might not be for you, but if you want the satisfaction of beating what seems to be at first an unbeatable enemy, Mountain Climb may be more up your alley. The developer has prioritized gameplay over graphics, although the main menu UI is improved from the trainer. There are still some bugs and sometimes unresponsive controls, but Mountain Climb is a pretty good $3.99 challenge.

Real player with 1.6 hrs in game

Flyland Wars: 1 Mountain Climb on Steam