Stint: Rift Apart
Hey there! I am Stint, a connoisseur of vintage games. After another raid on a flea market, I returned with a wonderful loot - an unusual CD that caught my attention with it’s unusual cover. The monster, poorly drawn on paper, seemed to come to life for a moment while I was digging through the piles of junk. That’s interesting…
A platformer that promises action, shooting, lots of puzzles and unstoppable fun is a good choice for the night, according to the description. I had hardly ran the console, when the glitch appeared. It’s hard to say how many mistakes were made in the game’s code, but at some point i found myself inside the game’s world!
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BITROOM
Very interesting and facinating game i love you developer ! You can be my friend on steam any time !
– Real player with 0.8 hrs in game
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If Tommy Wiseau would make a game, it would look a lot like BITROOM, seriously that was hilarious.
The dialogue is very cheesy and weird, I love it.
The teenagers in the third person section have kid models, it was so akward.
You have grown as* mans voice acting girls and the teenagers that look like kids had really deep voices.
At one point in the game
! you find a hanged man but he was all contracted so that didn’t make any sense.
At the end
! you discover that you are in fact in a simulation and they f*cking included the meme ‘‘Oh it was a simulation all along?’’ and there’s the dude with the gun behind responding ‘‘alway has been’’.
– Real player with 0.8 hrs in game
Boris the Sloth
On his quest to save his friend Euka the Koala from an evil mandrake, Boris the Sloth must solve physics-based puzzles while fighting off dangerous animals and traversing challenging terrain.
Faster than your Average Sloth
Move Objects
Warp Time
Alter Gravity
Pet the Dog
Fight Dangerous Animals with Cunning
Transition to and from the Spirit Realm
Use your powers in the spirit realm to uproot trees and move objects in order to give yourself a chance to escape and find Euka in the world of the living. But watch out, one missed step and you’ll be stuck as a spirit forever. Luckily, you have a few tricks up your fur and can use your sloth abilities to warp time and alter gravity in order to rescue your friend.
Navigate through jungles, caves, dungeons, and ruins to save Euka and take revenge on the evil mandrakes that have taken over the jungle.
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Unlife
Story
After the invention and uncontrolled use of nuclear weapons at the end of World War II, humanity almost destroyed itself in endless conflicts. Dust eclipsed the sun, and global warming caused all the glaciers to melt. The remnants of the scarred land turned the ocean into a muddy slush, in which the evolutionary process began under the influence of radiation. In the poisonous water, a parasite appeared that mutated almost all living things. But there were people who managed to survive in this nightmare and adapt. In the vast expanses of the Black Ocean, they built many platforms where they worked and survived. What used to be used for war has become a bulwark of life. Ships and submarines became the main travel arteries. The main character of the game — the last survivor on his platform, he is seriously ill, but decides to leave his station, and go on a submarine to other platforms, along the way trying to help other survivors and find the way to salvation and healing.
Gameplay
The game is a 2d platformer in which you need to overcome various obstacles, swim under water, search for weapons and supplies, and destroy merciless monsters. The hero will have to move between platforms on a large submarine from the Second World War. The player will also have the opportunity to personally control a small submarine. Collecting various trash, you can create items on the workbench necessary for survival. The genetic material of the killed creatures can help cure the hero of the disease, which will affect the end of the game.
Game features
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dark mysterious atmosphere
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hand-drawn graphics
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animated and CG cutscenes
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dynamic gameplay and battles with dangerous monsters
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submarines and water locations
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multiple endings, three difficulty levels
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themed dark soundtrack
Beauty Agent
Controls are very poorly mapped, enemies take way too long to kill, and I physically cannot make it past the first level because of a combination of bad game design and a bug not letting you use the interact button to escape grabs from certain enemies who are guaranteed to kill you if they grab you with their gigantic hitboxes.
– Real player with 0.4 hrs in game
No control for reload.
– Real player with 0.4 hrs in game
Floating Girl
Easy Little Shmup
First off, this game IS safe for work…depending on who your boss is. The unlockable artwork contains no naughty bits or suggestive themes, so…those game tags were big fat lies.
In fact, given how simple this shoot ‘em up is, Floating Girl is practically safe for children. In other words, it will NOT tax your gamer skillz, but should be just about right for a 5-year-old. I kinda hoped the difficulty would increase with each level, but it did not.
– Real player with 1.7 hrs in game
Extremely slow “bullet hell” arcade game. As you destroy the little spaceships an ecchi image of a girl slowly lowers.
-There is no sexual-content/nudity
-There is no patch I could find to fix that
-The does not offer anything that another game does better already
It’s so barren that there isn’t even much to write about it. Very simplistic.
– Real player with 0.3 hrs in game
异世界无厘头生活2
It’s a text-based alien world game.
Need to advance the game through your various choices
Otherworld selection game if you choose wrong you die if you choose right you can defeat BOOS
The general plot
You woke up in an otherworldly room
The goddess doesn’t seem to remember that the demon king has been released
The goddess of the other world gives you a maid
The task of defeating the rampaging Slime was arranged
However, after defeating the Slime ………………
SUPER 3-D CRUNK BROS.
SUPER 3-D CRUNK BROS. is an action-adventure platformer. Join Crunk and Paco on their quest to thwart the plans of Dr. N. Dows, C.E.O. of the Lufa Corporation. Their latest business venture, the release of the TurboChin, will be their most impactful; striking consumers in such a way the company has never before seen. Will LufaCorp follow through with their plans? Or can this greasy gang save the day? Find out in SUPER 3-D CRUNK BROS.!
Features:
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Graphics and gameplay elements inspired by games and media from the past
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8 worlds each containing intricate and interesting level designs, and boss fights
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A large cast of eccentric characters
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Time trial / speed run mode
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Change the way you play with power-ups like the skateboard and balloons!
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Original score composed by Sigmuuu
Cyberemo 2007
This is a mixed review.
I have no idea what I played. I can kinda recommend it as a “so bad it’s good” kind of game.
The gameplay is fine. On higher difficulties, there are traps similar to what you might see in “I wanna be the guy”. I like these games, but I understand that some people might hate it.
When enemies hit you, you are stunned. Also, when multiple enemies hit you in a certain way, you might get stunlocked. I still don’t like that a single enemy sometimes hits you twice rapidly.
– Real player with 4.2 hrs in game
CD Projekt Red did deliver the promised version of Cyberpunk 2077, but changed the name to Cyberemo 2007. This game has top notch music, no bugs and comes with stunning graphics!
As a bonus, it comes with the movies ‘Cabin in the Woods’ and ‘Casino Royale’ and the beloved ‘Crab People’ from ‘Southepark’. Also featuring the A+ game ‘The Last of Us’.
Did I already mentioned the mini game ‘Duck Hunt’?
– Real player with 2.0 hrs in game
Ero Snooker
[0.2] Controls & Training & Help
[0.1] Menu & Settings
[0.1] Sound & Music
[0.1] Graphics
[0.1] Game Design
[0] Game Story
[0] Game Content
[0] Completion time (level/game)?
[0] is it Enjoyable & Fun?
[0] Could it hold a spot in Favorites? (& if the Game can be repeatedly played again)
[0] BONUS point: Multi-Player related
[0] BONUS point: Review for VR
Stars received: 0.6/10 ___ Note: v.4 [0.0 to 1] = personal impressions
Game description key-points: lazy DEV.
Overview: missing a cake and cherry…
– Real player with 7.9 hrs in game
This is a very bad billiards game. There are a large number of bugs in this game. You can’t even quit the game normally. You can only use Alt + F4. And one achievement is broken. I bet even if Judd Trump come to play this game, he would cry and go back to find his mother.
It’s time to uninstall.
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Manual achievement:
3/4
– Real player with 1.2 hrs in game